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Summer Safety Specials

Moms, dads, it is coming.  Summer is almost here and a week before your child goes to camp, the list will arrive.

30 items long you will have to take an afternoon to go store to store to find every single item on the list.  And it is never all in one store.  Flashlight with extra batteries, reflective mirror, whistle, safety flasher, rain poncho, bandaids, bandana, sunscreen, insect repellent, compass, space blanket etc etc

You find the combo red plastic whistle, dry match container, mirror...hurrah, all in one, and pretty cheap...BUT that is what it is...a cheap piece of junk that has no track record of saving a child's life.

Are you just filling the list with any old junk?  And add up the cost, even the cheapest comes to over $40 without counting your time and effort.  And most of it is useless.

You can get all the camping supplies at Paranoid Parents and with the items that actually save kids lives and at our discount prices.

Either available in our Scout Kits, all in a kid-sized transparent fanny pack.  Or just click on the items you need and we will ship them to you.  Kid kits, Parent Vacation Kits, Serious Camper Kits, Scout Leader Kits (with appropriate safety items to use with children)

Battery-free flashlight
Safety mirror workable by a child, visible from 20 miles day, 3 miles (with a flashlight) at night
Pea-free whistle (not for play--miles radius)
Rain poncho with the least danger of suffocation
Space Blanket to hold heat 23 -72 hours
Water Tablet in bag to mix for a fresh water supply
Napatrel insect repellent
Soap wipes
Elbow, knee, and finger tip bandages
24 hour glow stick
safety flasher
After-bite cream or towellettes
blister bandages
Quick clot
Spark Lite
bandanas
etc

Alaskan Quality Bear Pepper Spray Optional

 

 
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